disturbing mental imagery

As someone who frequently finds herself up to her chin in a vat of brewing wine, I found this blurb to be incredibly disturbing:

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Motley Crue is not a band known for its discriminating taste in alcohol, and when frontman Vince Neil sang about "Fine, Fine Wine" on his 1993 solo album, he was actually talking about — surprise! — sex. This year, however, Neil released a Napa cabernet and a Sonoma chardonnay ($20 each) under the Vince Vineyards label. And while Neil doesn't appear on the label, the label appears on Neil.

"He has already tattooed the logo on his arm," said an obviously delighted Russ Dale, president of Vince Vineyards. The wines are moving slowly toward nationwide availability, with new distributors being added monthly.

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I find myself wondering what Vince would taste like, and not liking any of the answers I come up with. Sweat? Cheap booze? Cheap women? Dirty Spandex? Ewwww!